May 10, 2012.
We begin with good news: Pennsie took in more money than expected...but that's not going to stop Tom Corbett from cutting funds to higher education.
Who needs college? Not Philly, where the School District is on the brink of falling apart from Corbett's 860 million dollar cuts, on top of costly missteps by the state's School Reform Commision, which has controlled the district for a decade and has only made things worse.
AP Ticker's Life Lessons - AP loves food!
Life Lessons- Why is food so delicious?
It's a special week for me ladies and gentleman. I have been trying very hard to cut back on sweets and I can proudly say...This week is the six month anniversary, since I stopped putting sugar on my ice cream.
AP Ticker's Piggie of the Week
February 16, 2012.
Charles Murray has spent thirty years as a pseudo-scientist and writer. In 1984, his book LOSING GROUND - in which nonexistent "welfare queens" in Cadillacs eat Big Macs slathered with caviar and cocaine - led to Clinton's welfare "reforms". His 1994 bestseller, THE BELL CURVE, argued that poor black people are genetically, intellectually inferior to rich people and whites, so why bother trying to improve their lives?
AP Ticker's Scrapple News
February 15, 2012.
The New Jersey State senate passed a resolution allowing same sex marriage throughout the great Dirty Jerz. However, Governor Christie has said he would promptly veto the measure once it crosses his desk.
AP Ticker's Life Lessons - Your Cheatin Heart
This week AP contemplates marriage and the concept of fidelity. "Anyone who says they will never cheat on their spouse" sez AP "are most likely the biggest cheaters out there"
Scrapple TV Sports Edition 9/1/11
what if slo pitch was black ??????
Scrapple TV News Edition - 8.31.11
Back from the hurricane terror, AP Ticker questions if this madness will ever end...and his solution, well it's time to get the freak flag out! AP Ticker - Man's Best Friend!
AP Ticker's Piggie of the Week - 8.30.11
This week there are multiple PIGGIES from Mr. Ticker--must be related to all of the ass clown weather we've been having. Congratulations Arlene Ackerman, Mayor Nutter and the entire GOP! AP Ticker suffers for you, his beloved audience!
AP Ticker's Life Lessons-The Kernel Of Truth
Our man AP loses his job at McDonald's and finds himself knee deep in the foulest shit on Earth.
Scrapple TV News Edition - 8.26.11
This week AP Ticker sports a new hairdo while reporting on the East Coast Earthquake, the Arlene Ackerman firing, and the passing of his good friend Jerry Leiber...AP reports the news for free you know.