Wahahey It's Smuttack Of The Cave! Chizzlizzle it up with The Spelunker and Crazy Emily as they holla at ya with the best Top 5 Nut Shots available on the Internet! I just cracked a Mountain Dew, Brodie's comin' over with shrooms later, and we're live from Poland!

Is winter snowing up all your preciously laid plans? Good, Asshole, time to remember that the universe doesn't revolve around you and maybe watch some Smut Cave while you're at it.

Come to the Smut Cave, where host The Spelunker regales you with his stirring rendition of the Hans Christian Andersen classic, "Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend", in this, our 30th episode. email: This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it facebook.com/smutcave twitter.com/thespelunker

The Dip from Brooklyn is one of the Spelunker's favorite musical acts. They opened the evening up for debauchery, thanks guys! Filmed live at Smut Cave Live at the 941 Theater in Philly on 9/15/09.

In the thrilling conclusion of the highly controversial Miss Deepthroat Interview, your host The Spelunker engages in the act we call "phone sex," or "telecommunicational partnering". Things get hot, sweaty, and maybe even a little uncomfortable in this shocking climax! email: This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it facebook.com/smutcave twitter.com/thespelunker

After bitching at The Spelunker to play their set all night, Jenkem takes the stage at the stroke of midnight to melt faces and devour souls. Filmed live at Smut Cave Live at the 941 Theater in Philly on 9/15/09

The Spelunker hosts a live interview with Miss Deepthroat, a woman caught up in the steamy underworld of pay-per-minute phone sex. Get an operator's perspective on some of the seediest phone chats out there, you might learn a thing or two ;) email: This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it facebook.com/smutcave twitter.com/thespelunker

Beautiful holiday gifts for you and your loved ones, also Emily in lingerie and a penis being cut in half. PLACE AN ORDER AT This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it EXTREMELY LIMITED SUPPLY ACT NOW BEFORE SANTA CLAIMS EVERYTHING, HIS BLACK GREED UNQUENCHABLE LIKE A CREEPING NIGHT TERROR.

haha our party was better than yours. The Spelunker recounts the unfortunate events surrounding Smut Cave Live, which took place at the 941 Theater in Philadelphia in Fall '09. Why not follow the Spelunker's twitter? @TheSpelunker email: This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it

The Spelunker listens in on the sultry dialogues of the Phone Sex Grandma. This aged southern belle has quite the vernacular! Email: This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it Twitter: twitter.com/thespelunker On the YouTubes: youtube.com/woodshopfilms